if egon schiele liked sport

Admiring Dave’s red robot yesterday made me nostalgic for a football player I haven’t watched for awhile since he left Liverpool. I mean, he’s still playing, I just don’t watch football much these days. I used to perk up whenever he was on the telly, being a bit fascinated with the way he looks on the pitch, and his robot dance makes me howl. If you haven’t guessed who it is, answer here.

Oh, okay, here is a video of the robot dance. And an even sillier one. Yay!
…And just one more thing, here’s where he gets punk’d by Rio Ferdinand. Okay, no more football on this blog, I promise.