[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":11},["ShallowReactive",2],{"blog-post-press-release":3},{"_type":4,"body":5,"bodyHtml":6,"excerpt":5,"featuredImage":5,"publishedAt":7,"slug":8,"tags":9,"title":10},"blogPost",null,"Whoo hoo! Here's the first press release for \u003Ci>Morris the Mankiest Monster\u003C/i>!\\r\n\\r\n\u003Cb>TURNED DOWN by 15 editors, REFUSED by 10 publishers, 12 years before anyone was brave enough to publish it... until now.\u003C/b> [buh boom.]\\r\n\\r\n\u003Ca href=\"http://pics.livejournal.com/jabberworks/pic/0002s064/\">\u003Cimg src=\"https://images.jabberworks.co.uk/lj/s320x240-bb938033e8.bin\" width=\"166\" height=\"240\" border='0'/>\u003C/a>\\r\n\u003Ci>(Keep clicking on the pic and it just gets bigger and bigger and more horrifying.)\u003C/i>\\r\n\\r\nI guess that means there is hope for even the mankiest of us (like James Turner, \u003Ca href=\"http://eruditebaboon.livejournal.com/18216.html\">he is also very manky\u003C/a>).","2009-07-31T12:21:00.000Z","press-release",[],"press release!",1776628733013]