[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":11},["ShallowReactive",2],{"blog-post-most-manky-review":3},{"_type":4,"body":5,"bodyHtml":6,"excerpt":5,"featuredImage":5,"publishedAt":7,"slug":8,"tags":9,"title":10},"blogPost",null,"First, a \u003Cb>very happy birthday to my dad!\u003C/b> I only sent his birthday parcel yesterday, so if you're in Seattle, please make him lots of cakes and fuss over him royally in the meantime. \\r\n\\r\nStuart was on the Internet last night and called me over, in a sudden fit of consternation, to read a \u003Ca href=\"http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0552559350/ref=s9_simh_gw_p14_d0_i1?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rd_r=1MT85FYT4SYKP0FYZ3PG&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=467128473&pf_rd_i=468294\">one-star review on Amazon\u003C/a> of \u003Ci>Morris the Mankiest Monster\u003C/i>. People are generally very kind to children's books; if they don't like them, they just ignore them. So I was a bit disappointed for a second to lose the five-star ranking. But then I read the review, and it was just \u003Cfont size=\"3\">SO SCATHING\u003C/font> that it made me burst out laughing. \\r\n\\r\nReview: \u003Cb>\u003Ci>Lucky that I had this book delivered to me first before sending it off again as a present to the grandchildren ie their parents as intended. This way I had the chance to see and vet this 'children's book'. I am sure this book would have ruined our relationship and my reputation. It will not even end up in a charity shop. \u003C/i>\u003C/b>\\r\n\\r\nHa ha! Wow, the power to ruin a reputation, I'm impressed. As soon as I read that, I thought, Morris wouldn't care one bit. He's totally repulsive and proud of it. For every nine people who love Morris, there's always one who thinks it should practically be illegal. Too funny.\\r\n\\r\n\u003Cimg src=\"https://images.jabberworks.co.uk/lj/morris_badreview-423cb42bc2.gif\">\\r\n\\r\nHey, remember the recent Morris monster poetry \u003Ca href=\"http://jabberworks.livejournal.com/338417.html\">competition\u003C/a>? Well, there's another one! \u003Cb>Stories on the Web is hosting a 'Create a Comic' competition\u003C/b>? It's a subscription website, but if your library is listed \u003Ca href=\"http://www.storiesfromtheweb.org/libzone/membership.asp\">here\u003C/a>, you can pop into your local branch and ask for a password. (And it lists other ways to join Stories on the Web if your library isn't listed.) You can read a whole bunch of pages from the DFC Library there online, and win copies of \u003Ca href=\"http://www.davidficklingbooks.co.uk/davidficklingbooks_dfclibrary.asp\">DFC Library\u003C/a> books \u003Ci>Spider Moon, Monkey Nuts, Mo-Bot High\u003C/i> and \u003Ci>Vern and Lettuce\u003C/i>. \\r\n\\r\nIf you're already subscribed, just go to \u003Ca href=\"www.storiesfromtheweb.org\">Stories from the Web\u003C/a>, enter your password and find the competition in the 7-11 section.\\r\n\\r\nLast thing, a huge thanks to comics creator \u003Ca href=\"http://www.emmavieceli.com\">Emma Vieceli\u003C/a> for all the hard work she's put into running \u003Cb>MCM Expo Comics Village\u003C/b> for the last few years! She's stepping down to take part in it purely as a comics creator now, and passing on the baton to the very capable \u003Cb>Anna Petterson\u003C/b> and \u003Cb>Matthew Sheret\u003C/b>. Great work, Emma! And hope you get lots done on that big stack of books you're working on! (Talk about major workload, Emma takes the cake.)","2010-11-04T13:02:00.000Z","most-manky-review",[],"most manky review!",1776628719044]