[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":11},["ShallowReactive",2],{"blog-post-getting-a-reality-check-co-uk":3},{"_type":4,"body":5,"bodyHtml":6,"excerpt":5,"featuredImage":5,"publishedAt":7,"slug":8,"tags":9,"title":10},"blogPost",null,"I was leafing through someone's discarded \u003Ci>Metro\u003C/i> newspaper on the train to the \u003Ca href=\"http://jabberworks.livejournal.com/272418.html\">Bishop's Stortford award ceremony\u003C/a> and spotted this advert under the celebrity gossip. I ripped it out and took it along with me.\\r\n\\r\n\u003Cimg src=\"https://images.jabberworks.co.uk/lj/standlifeadvert1-319969581d.jpg\">\\r\n\\r\nThe timing was just so odd, I couldn't tell if the advert was mocking, instructing or gently kidding me. On the way back, I tucked it into the presentation box of the hot-pink fountain pen I'd just won.\\r\n\\r\n\u003Cimg src=\"https://images.jabberworks.co.uk/lj/standlifeadvert-19478d5a59.jpg\">","2010-02-11T11:24:00.000Z","getting-a-reality-check-co-uk",[],"getting a reality check ...co.uk",1776628733981]