[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":11},["ShallowReactive",2],{"blog-post-bertha-bombshell-at-conkers":3},{"_type":4,"body":5,"bodyHtml":6,"excerpt":5,"featuredImage":5,"publishedAt":7,"slug":8,"tags":9,"title":10},"blogPost",null,"\u003Cimg src=\"https://images.jabberworks.co.uk/lj/berthabombshell-cfecd33025.gif\">\\r\n\\r\nBertha's sole mission is to blast \u003Ca href=\"http://chamonkee.chocolate-starfish.net/images/susantheconkerer.jpg\">Susan the Conkerer\u003C/a>'s nut to smithereens. (Susan drawn by Will Kirkby.) Bertha borrowed a lot from my sister's roller derby \u003Ca href=\"http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2169/2371976977_8bdc6dc116.jpg?v=0\">uniform\u003C/a>. \\r\n\\r\nInked as an antidote to a day spent drawing cuddly animal-type things. I am in serious need of some life drawing practice, I haven't done this in ages. In fact, I think I've played \u003Ca href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conkers\">conkers\u003C/a> more recently than I've done a proper life drawing, this is not good.","2008-12-08T23:38:00.000Z","bertha-bombshell-at-conkers",[],"bertha bombshell at conkers",1776628725016]