hail the supreme amateur

“Hmm, Annika. It’s a long day of invigilating at the gallery. Why don’t we make a video while we’re here? I’ve never even held a camcorder before. We could do all sorts of cool things, with funny angles and outtakes and cast interviews! All with German accents!”
[Passage of a few hours, including an inordinately long bus ride and cooking dinner]
“…Hi Annika. Guess what, the sound didn’t work. I guess I’ll just add the music in somehow. Oh, and a few other little problems… Whoa.”

As you can guess, Hollywood is beating down our door already…